Fleeing the Implosion

Some crap I've been thinking about...

Tin-foil hat time. Grab a chair.

I figured out why the Parasites are building bunkers. And yes, it’s kind of us, but it’s mostly not. Hear me out.

Scientists have been sounding the alarm about Climate Change for a couple decades now. I remember hearing about this back in the 80s on PBS. In fact, in the 70s, a group of computer scientists at MIT ran an elaborate computer simulation using data… it wasn’t all fancy with graphics, but filled with letters, and it made a graph. It forecast the collapse of Human Civilization.

The year everything falls apart: 2040. That’s when food production drops like a can being kicked off a cliff. Population descends at an abysmal rate. It looks bad. And if you think about this date, only 14 years from today, and you connect some dots, combine a little bit of Human Psychology, certain behaviors begin to make a lot more sense.

Like the way the Parasites are doing all their atrocious activities in broad daylight now. Consequences be damned? Because think about it. Sure, they’re scared of us. They need to eliminate as many human lives as possible, because the world won’t be able to support over eight billion people. We’re about to enter a major climate shift. An Ice Age is coming. But unlike 14,000 years ago, today we have the technology to survive against Mother Nature.

You see, the Parasites have their bunkers, most likely located in the Global South. Why do you think that is? Because the Ice Age appears to have covered most of the Northern Hemisphere. And that’s because there’s more land in the North. Therefore, there’s more people. More carbon dioxide. Am I hinting that Humanity caused the last Ice Age as well? Perhaps, or maybe it was just a natural cycle of climate. Regardless, bunkers have been built. Their first problem is eliminating the competition for survival. Food and energy resources are going to be depleted very quickly. Simply put, “green energies” can’t produce the volume of electricity that is needed to run a global economy at the current population.

The second reason these Parasites have bunkers is because the surface of the planet is going to become extremely hostile against Life. But being underground, they’re sheltered. No need to worry about flooding or hurricanes 100 feet down. Bonus, the temperature is relatively stable at about 60°F. No need to worry about freezing to death or heat exhaustion.

When you’re a Billionaire, money is no object. You can afford to implement alternative power supplies. Sure, solar, possibly wind, but definitely geothermal and even nuclear. Think about a nuclear powered submarine. It can stay submerged for years. I’m not too sure about oxygen, but perhaps it gets sucked out of the water surrounding the vessel. Perhaps somebody smarter than I can educate me. Anyway, food is a concern. But with having access to more money than what’s needed for the next five entire generations of your family, you can stockpile food. You can even build an underground atrium. LED lighting consumes very little electricity. And let’s face it, these Parasites probably won’t live beyond 30 years anyway. Think about why else Trump & Company would want to get their hands on processed, non-weapon’s-grade Iranian Uranium? Nuclear power plants. For the bunkers.

Now, let’s look at another possibility. Elon Musk. He’s been fascinated with getting to Mars for at least the last twenty years, right? Which makes sense, because underground bunkers have a major vulnerability: Implosion, or being crushed by tons of rock. If, for whatever reason, the Earth’s crust shifts— like in that movie, 2012, that could spell disaster for the Parasites. So Elon’s solution is to get off the planet. Space is good, but still to many hazards up there. Breathable oxygen is one of them. Flying rocks is another. Finally solar radiation and temperature control could become pesky. Off planet is best. Sure, you’re trading one hell-scape for another. Earth going through a Climate Shift is bad, and Mars …well, might be able to support life. But Mars does have one shiny benefit that Earth won’t have: No people— or more accurately, only selected people personally invited by Musk will be relocated to the new Homeland while Earth heals.

And don’t you find it interesting that even good ole Jeff Bezos is involved with rocket technology? That one that just exploded on the launch pad, today, was it? I had no idea he was into rockets too.

So while our Elected Officials, and their Appointed Staff perform Operation Genocide upon the Human Race, these wealthy Parasites will be escaping the planet within the next five years. Remember a couple years ago, all that talk about 2030? “You’ll own nothing and be happy.” The reason why is because living humans will gladly exchange their Rights to own anything for an opportunity to at least remain among the living. Anybody deemed “not good enough” for securing the Sanctity of Life will be purged. Read that how you will. But I’m pretty confident that if you’re not already a wealthy, white, straight person, your odds at this lottery of survival aren’t very high. These people are bigots and misogynists. They seek ultimate control over everybody and everything. And they get pretty fussy when they don’t get what they want.

So, that’s what they’ll do, from their secluded lands. And Peter Thiel made the first move. Fleeing to a third world country. Away from all us crazy gun-toting Americans. Others will follow in short order. Then they’ll hide themselves away when the weather becomes truly aggressive. While the rest of us are still bickering over genitalia and sports.

So, that’s the bad news. Is there anything positive? Perhaps. The good news is that we still have a few years remaining before the really bad shit hits the fan. And make no mistake about it, this shit won’t just pass us by. A lot of people won’t survive because they are too comfortable with the status quo. A lot of us can’t run an hide underground. We simply don’t have the resources. But we certainly have the technology and the smarts to out-think extreme temperature and insane water issues. Plus, we have community, and that’s going to be super important, at least during the initial stage.

I recommend learning pre-Industrial survival skills. Why? Because the entire Industrial Age is powered by fossil fuels. Oil, coal, natural gas. Most of us can’t work with refined Uranium. But we can work with the very basics of Solar and Wind. Think Medieval times. That Reassurance Festival you like to shop around in? That’s a good time frame to look into. We had windmills. And creating a solar oven is pretty easy. It’s not like we can’t scavenge for shiny metal and glass. Collect some of those Ye Olde Recipes. Own them, make them yours. Your survival will depend upon it. Learn foraging. Know what’s edible in your local area. Also take note of what’s medicinal. Grab an herb book now, while you still have the luxury of peace. You don’t want to try learning all these things in the thick of hell. You’ll also want to know what grows locally for when you eventually get that garden setup. And don’t assume what grows locally now, will do so well in the future. Remember, that whole Climate Shifting thing? Yeah, it’s gonna wreck your day. Learn now, how to keep warm, how to start a fire, how to create a stealth fire. Know how to filter water. Oh, and for all things that are Holy, learn how to cook. Boil water.

This is all great advice for anybody who’s still young and able-bodied. Unfortunately, there’s a lot of older people, people who have disabilities, medical conditions, and quite frankly, people who will be selected by our Officials to be eliminated. Like me. I know this is going to sound harsh. But if at all possible be prepared to flee, in anyway you can. Have several destinations in mind, and they can’t all be nearby one another. You may have to go the complete opposite direction depending on the terrain, and/or the Government. You’ll also have to try to blend in as best you can. Be the Grey Man. Unremarkable. Forgettable.

Nobody truly wants to die. Certainly not by some greedy parasitic asshole who thinks he’s better than the rest of us. Unfortunately, we should have an Exit Strategy in the case of the inevitable. Hope, is that you never have to actually act on it. I’m sorry I can’t end this on a positive note. But maybe I’m totally wrong? Is there anything else we could do?