I'm surrounded by IDIOTS!

Not really, but sometimes I wonder....

Well, today was certainly a day filled with some humor for a change, at least on my local level. I can’t say it started with… because all this happened fairly late in the afternoon.

The first item on my HaHa list was just before I was going to call over the walkie-talkie for some assistence in another department. One of my co-workers came on and asked the following:

“Jason, Jason, what’s your location?”

“Not in my bed. Over in aisle nine.”

Keep in mind that I was standing in front of a register with several customers there too. I had to step away and duck into an office because I couldn’t contain my laughter. But this gets better. Not more than a few minutes later, a customer comes up to the front desk and asks if a phone was turned in. My co-worker [redacted], said yes. A moment later, she comes out of the office and hands the customer his phone. She requests that he can prove it’s his by unlocking it. I happened to be glancing in that direction, because ordinarily, I avert my eye-gaze from reading pins and passwords. This man literally typed in:

1-1-1-1-1…

No. Who in the hell does that!? After he walks away, I quietly said this to my coworker, and she blushes and giggles.

“I do.”

“No way!”, I countered. She’s got to be kidding with me, right? So she pulls out her phone, and types in,

1-1-1-1-…

I completely lost it.

“Oh my god!” I said a bit too loudly and very loudly broke into a fit of giggles.

So that was my quick moment of humor, that will probably last me for the next week. At least one co-worker got the “my luggage” reference. Anyway, sorry this post was so short, but I thought it would be a nice change from all the political rampaging that we’re constantly flooded with.