Are You a Misfit Who Adores Anime?
Did you happen to stumble in here from the other sane publications because you’re intoxicated with exaggeration? Or perhaps your inter-dimensional traveling vessel was abducted by a small, cute animals that talks and misguided you by crash landing into upon this plane of distortion,? The Anime Misfit can be a safe space— just don’t piss off that one crazy emo girl who can level a few city blocks just by uttering a phrase. And beware of the super handsome stud over there. He’s been known to allure his victims with his sweetly delectable baked goods that will cause you to enter a dreamlike trance. You might just wake up tied to a bed frame and forced to watch Lina Inverse attempt to not destroy a small village!
Great… They’ve Done it Again!
I hope to entertain you with insanely massive dosages of comedy. The stupid kind, that was prevalent during the old days of a most ancient time— the 1980’s. If you liked movies like Airplane! or just about anything from Mel Brooks, I promise not to disappoint! Anime is the perfect modern medium to explore such absurd humor because of its use of extreme exaggeration and is littered with cliche tropes and let’s just face it, sometimes horrible translation errors result in the most memorable scenes that are guaranteed to paste a smile on your face!
Why Can You Never Find the Bathroom?
Expect to be immersed in to technologically advanced space operas as we go exploring the distant galaxies through not only space, but time as well. I promise, we’ll break physics in ways that your high school teacher would be amazed with. Romance always has a seat at this table, and there is nothing funnier than a pile of girls all trying to hit on that one looser guy who just doesn’t have a clue! And girls who can unleash the awe of nuclear weapons through mighty magical spells battle heinous villains hellbent on remaking Earth into their own playground.
And We’re GO for Lunch!
If you’ll kindly subscribe, I can fill your inbox with such idiocies that your coworkers will think you’ve lost your mind! Wanna get lost from the Dystopian Dumpster Fire known as reality for a while? I know a few girls who can make that happen! (Just stay on their good side, and whatever you do, don’t ask them out!) Some of the things you may expect upon registering your first born— I mean, hitting that subscribe button:
Exclusive original anime inspired stores featuring heroines who don’t wear deodorant and heroes who sing badly.
Fan-Fiction that I’ve been working on for years and have totally forgotten the main plots to, but we’ll keep adventuring and hopefully find home some day.
Complementary hand drawn art. If I can ever find my sketch book again.
Plausible friendships. Imaginary or real. I’m just a bonus character!
My award winning meade recipe.
Oh, don’t forget about the publication archives.
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